The Moon is Full of H2O

I discovered this totally awesome shirt two days after Christmas on Shirt.Woot, and impulsively bought it. (TEN! DOLLARS! SHIPPED! Now that is an impulse-buy of VALUE!) I originally went to see it because I was told the page had modified lyrics to Walking on the Moon by The Police, and boy did it ever. I reprint them here for your (my?) enjoyment:

NASA said if there was no
Water on the Moon
They would make it BYO
Water on the Moon
They crashed an Atlas V, ka-boom
Water on the moon
Then scanned the ejecta plume
For water on, water on the Moon

Some might cry
The Moon’s way up in the sky, too high
And plus it’s like super dry, but I
Would gladly suit up and fly, goodbye
And give it a try

Party up at our place
Water on the Moon
Go swimming at our lunar base
In water on the Moon
We will throw a big shebang
With water on the moon
We’ll reconstitute our Tang
With water on, water on the moon